Thinking about your EX?



Scene 1

A warm cozy lazy evening, a wife wrapped around the arms of her husband and sipping wine

Some thoughts strike her, and she turns around, caresses his brows, and asks- Do you ever remember 'her'?

Husband - No.

Wife- Liar.

...and life goes on...lovemaking goes on.

Scene 2

A warm cozy lazy evening, a wife wrapped around the arms of her husband and sipping wine

Some thoughts strike her, and she turns around, caresses his brows, and asks- Do you ever remember 'her'?

Husband- Yes, I sometimes do.

Wife-Whatttttt???? Cheater.

Husband- But, but, but...

And life gets bumpy, and lovemaking gets grumpy.


Scene 3

A warm cozy lazy evening, a wife wrapped around the arms of her husband and sipping wine

Some thoughts strike her, and she turns around, caresses his brows, and asks- Do you ever remember 'her'?

Husband- Why such questions now?

Wife- Just like that. You have a problem answering. Hmmm, I know you remember her.

Husband- No, I don't.

Wife- You do. That is why it makes you so uncomfortable.

and the husband's life teeters between the glorious adjectives- Liar and Cheater and "I know you do."

Nobody knows the truth, but he is condemned forever.

So here are my two, three, four cents for all the questions that I ask my husband and all women who ask such questions or husbands who dare to ask their wives. Your Ex was a part of your life. You dumped her, she abandoned you, or you mutually got rid of each other..the fact is that at that moment, you both became unbearable to each other and hence parted. Then you are married, and you have a spouse, and then there are these sanctimonious 7 vows for 7 lives even though 7 hours with your spouse looks like a wrestling ring. But you love this ring and so do I.

You have aged, your wife has her own wrinkles to handle, and so has your EX. She doesn't look as hot as he or she used to. Get over the delusion. Don't get swayed by her FB pic if you have been peeping to get that one 'last peep'.It's fake.
Don't bog yourself with sentiments- “Oh, how special it was between us .... ahh! those times” with a racing heart, etc. Had you married her, you would also be in that same 'wrestling ring ' with her. And equally bored of the same sex position.
Can you cut her away totally and behave as if you have Alzheimer’s? No.
It happened to you and your life with real emotions.

Jokes seriously apart-

She or he may cross your mind sometimes, many times.....That's ok.

Remember if you must...DON'T COMPARE, DON'T JUDGE.

"And the day I will meet that B****... she is going to have a tough time," said the precious wife. ;)



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